I’m sorry, but this isn’t going to workout.

I attract extremely bizarre circumstances and oftentimes people in my life. Always have, and hope I always will as I get a kick out of it since it’s always harmless.

I’ve decided to start sharing some of the scenarios. Starting with an email I received this weekend.

I have a few ads on kijiji as I’m trying to sell some stuff I no longer use, including my DVD set of Winsor pilates. A girl had emailed me and asked if it was still available, and I told her yes. About two weeks later I get this email from her. She tells me that she would like to come over to my house and try the pilates with me. WITH ME! In my house. She then continues to inform me that she recently purchased P90X and that I am welcome to come over to her house anytime to do it with her.

My friends I’ve shared this with have numerous theories that range from her wanting a lesbian lover, to wanting a workout buddy. I decided, amongst all the theories, not to work out with her. Or respond.

P.S. The DVDs are still for sale. Ha!

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